Twitter The best conspiracy theories start with a simple premise and work outwards. “Bush did 9/11,” whatever its truth value,…
America’s Serial Killers Struggle — and Choke, and Skin — During Coronavirus
Gary Wayne Henry is deep in thought. Hunched between two bushes next to a rural road in southeast Washington…
Ug, I think my friend is trying to craft an alibi via text
Did you notice if like, any DNA came off you? Like you left DNA. Did that happen?
Why All Good and Decent People Hate Bill de Blasio
Bill de Blasio’s presidential campaign is over. What a sentence! First because it’s crazy that Bill de Blasio – Bill…
The Game of Thrones Hot/Evil Axis
Helping you process the difficult moral quandries of last night’s devastating episode and also who is hottest.
Flexin on Joe Biden (Rap Diss)
My rap diss on Joe Biden, enjoy. Sorry Joe, had to do it. Amazing beat is “Nobody Speak” by Run…
The Mueller Report on the CROOKED HILLARY ADMINISTRATION
The game of “What Would the Republicans Say if HILLARY Did This???” is fun to play, if a bit facile.…
GOP fan fiction by CNN
This CNN article, and the conventional wisdom it recites, is so wrong that you have to wonder if the author…
New York’s housing policy was starting to work. Then came Amazon.
There’s so much to hate about New York’s acquisition to – nay, encouragement of – the Amazon invasion. I’d like…
A FULL DAY TV SCHEDULE!! For Republicans to Watch Instead of Voting
Honestly, if you’re a Republican today, I don’t know how you are going to find time to vote. The TV…