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John Teufel, the person writing this, is a freelance writer and lawyer living in Brooklyn. UmmmMmmM he is sober, gay, and loves to just get out there and mix it up. He starts each day determined to be a better person, and ends each day just a slightly worse one. He has been thinking about making his own candles for 6 years. Follow him on twitter: https://twitter.com/johnteufelnyc