Published Works

Sham trials for accused cops: The disciplinary process isn’t fair to the people of the city, New York Daily News, May 22, 2019

Not everyone meets a life partner, so let’s stop pretending they do, GayStarNews, February 19, 2019

How I Beat a Slumlord in Court, The Flipside, December 5, 2018

Support for President Trump is Not Sober, The Fix, November 15, 2018

My commute, by the numbers: Measuring the pain of subway delays, New York Daily News, April 8, 2017

Body Horror: On the Slow Process of Falling Apart in Alcoholism, The Fix, December 6, 2017

Raps (sometimes I rap)

Second Cousin (Diss on Joe Biden)

I Like It Cardi B “Remix” Type Thing, It’s Funny


‘Shame on them for thinking that’: NYPD sergeants union head defends gun control retweet critics say is homophobic, New York Daily News, September 18, 2019

How Divorce Will Change in 2020, Reader’s Digest, December 2019